A thing my Chiropractor said to me

 I pop in to see my chiropractor every month, and I was a little sore this month, but in no acute pain at all, which is great. I mean, no knee pain, no hip pain, nothing. With my running increasing, I was getting actually pain points from time to time, so this is kinda a Big Deal.

I did complain a bit though about being sore all the time, and he said, "well yah, you're in training"

And I was like, "no, I'm a jogger with ambition, so I am a glorified amateur"

And he says, "You run five times a week. You have a 20 minute stretching exercise every day. You have core workouts on top that three times a week"

And then I had to think... Am I an athlete?