The following phrase is hereby banned from common usage:
"The Following Program contains Mature Content"
Because it doesn't. Ever. You know what contains mature content? The news. The Nature of Things with David Suzuki.
You know what does NOT contain mature content? Party Mamas, Toddlers and Tiaras, The Real Housewives of Goddamn Anywhere, or anything else of that ilk.
The phrase above will be replaced with:
"The Following Program will Destroy your Faith in Humanity and may cause Suicidal Urges"
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13.4.11
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