My favourite tweets of mine.

Is it self-congratulatory? YOU BET! "You want your Whitney Houston obit? here it is: 'Rihanna, take a long hard look'. There." "The murmur of winter campus life is the schlffschlffschlff of a thousand Uggs" "Before you bug #ableg to 'make twinning hwy 63 a priority', why not make 'slowing the fuck down' a priority? #worktogether"