Full speed ahead!

How to make it rain:

a) remove your eavestroughs and rainbarrels,
b) leave the wheelbarrow out in the yard, upright,
c) lay new paving stones under where your eavestroughs used to be,
d) Put your rain gear for your bike in a closet and forget where, and
e) Bring in some building supplies and put them behind your garage in the open

RAIN = GUARANTEED.