27.12.08

Ah, to own an old house

The dishrack was broken, and needed a screw to be fixed.

I went downstairs to get a screw.

I heard running water... uhoh.

The humidifier was running water all over the floor, and had been all night.

I had to move the washer to get to the humidifier.

I had to remove the temporary subfloor to get to the water

I had to clean the vacuum cleaner to sop up the water

When I poured the water into the sink downstairs, it backed up.

So... my humidifer has a new motor, I have new permanent sub-floor, my laundry machine and dryer are in better positions (I think) and my downstairs sink is cleaned out and scrubbed out.

And the dishrack is fixed.

22.12.08

Christmas Madness, general status report.

Le sigh...

I'm still on track to be out of debt by the start of February, but it's frustrating not being closer now. I have found the main cost of Christmas, and it's transportation, sadly.

I could do all my entertaining easily, and all my gift-buying fit nicely into the budget... but it's the various transportation things that add up. Ah well, I know for next year.

I also have to re-freeze/bury/hide my credit card again, as having it accessible is waaaay too convenient. Boo on that!

I have also got some good stuff done at home, though that has slowed down as well for Yule-ing. I'm taping all The Boy's windows so I can caulk them all at once on a single day, and that job may be no fun at all... but we shall see.

Then I get to work on solving the heat problem for real... I need the heat!

15.12.08

Microcosms

"Have a good time, and I'll see you back at Communion time."

Some sentences, given the right moment, resonate. I've never found it to be a waste to investigate why.

Let's break this one down, one phrase at at time.

It's in the imperative. "DO THIS". It's not a wish, or a prediction; it's an order.

It uses the verb To Have. Synonyms include: to possess, to own, to hold. There's an implicit responsibility or intention in having something, and it places no burden of de facto change. It isn't, for example, "Be good", or "Join in good". The first implies, pretty strongly, that the listener is not good already and the second implies as strongly that there are others out there whose good-ness you should emulate.

'Good' is different from 'fun', or 'amusing', but does not, despite what some people would tell you, prohibit fun or amusements! 'Good' does not speak so much to how you will enjoy the time, but more to how you will feel after the time. 'Good' does also stand usually as a measurement of the whole.

'A time' has boundaries... is finite. This good thing that you are ordered to do will come to an end. Keep it in mind.

Other cultural equivalents for this first phrase would include "Have fun", "Stay out of trouble, "I hope you have a good time", "Enjoy yourselves..." but they don't carry the same concrete or literal meaning. And they're not very Anglican.

Second phrase: 'I'll see you back at Communion time'

There's a lot of semantic games that can be played with this one. There's some threat in this one... a little R of J... 'I'll see you, but you may not see me' and 'It'll be communion time, but there's no guarantee you're getting any"

A tonne could also be written about 'back'. 'You will return here'. And note that the speaker makes no mention of bringing the listeners back in any way, but underlying the phrase, supporting it, is the certainty that the listener WILL return.

And as fun as it would be explore those phenoms, there's more interesting resonance in the word 'communion'... Substitute in 'sharing', and we're into some interesting territory. 'I'll see you at the time when we will all share together'.

While it's a recognizable moment, it's also not definite. Not "11:30", not "in 45 minutes"... at the time that will come when it comes...

(For those of you playing at home, you can now form your own metaphors for the differing times at which children return to the church)

So I find the two phrases together form an interesting microcosm of a Christian faith statement.

HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND I WILL SEE YOU BACK AT COMMUNION TIME

9.12.08

Just plain odd

8.12.08

Discomfort

I was trading with some ships in the area of The Island, when a patrol craft for the Junta that has taken over after the civil war hove into view.

I was doing no wrong. I have permission to fish in those waters, and to tend to some of the traps and projects that I had started there in the past years.

Apparently the Newcomer had seen me there and was distressed, so the Junta dispatched patrol boats to examine what I was doing.

The ships around me, however, made clear that I was tolerated and welcomed, and so the patrol boat withdrew without bothering me at all.

It came back out again after the ships had left, and I was poling away. The captain, a rebel faction member if ever I've seen one, addressed me over the loudhailer, and explained that I was responsible for discomfort of the Newcomer, because I had not declared my intention to be near the Island.

When I replied that in fact I had told the trading ships I would be there, and that they had passed the relevant information to the coast guard, I was informed, again via loudhailer, that this was not sufficient, and that in fact I was, in the future, to ensure that all my travels near the Island were to be filed with the Island in advance so that the Newcomer would not be distressed.

I don't mind letting the Islanders know when I will be nearby, as an exile it is only fair for them suspect me. It's taking the blame for someone else's reaction to me that chafes...

4.12.08

Live blog

0830... SH is at Rideau Hall, unlikely to speak to the press this morning.
than this, Deb.

0839... Deb Grey said it's about 1.95 a vote for the opposition. No Deb, it's about strike access for federal workers and equal pay for women. You're smarter
0843... The anti-coalition forces are better organized. Dosanjh is putting up a good fight. He hits on the two issues above. Highlights Harper's partisan hypocrisy.

0846... the doors at Rideau Hall are open, but no one is coming out... Is he crying in the bathroom? That would be cool.

0847... The demonstration outside Rideau Hall is growing... but the CBC is not close enough to see the distribution of protesters.

0849... The anti-coalition forces are better organized and better funded.

0851... Can the coalition survive a proroguation over Christmas? They can if WE WILL IT SO!

0852... Conservative strategist calls it 'political opportunism'... Yes, yes it is... but the opportunist is not who you say it is.

0853... worst metahpor of the day so far "This open door is exactly what Canadians want: an open door to get back to work"

0854... Conservative strategist says "the PM may have underestimated the resolve of the opposition". Ya think?

0855... "People just listen to Ken Dryden because he's a hockey player". Eat a bowl of dicks, jerkwad.

0856... NDP MP Black says "Sure we can survive Christmas. We plan to survive to 2011"

Waiting for the 0900 news...

0856... The PM HAS fueled western alienation and separatism. He is also invited to enjoy the aforementioned bowl of dicks.

0858... The coalition represents 62% of the voting public. SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT LOUD! and they got more votes than the Conservatives did

0901... the doors are closing. oooooookay.

0902... is SH sneaking out? No.

0903... SH's speech from yesterday is replayed. ANGER.... BUILDING...

0903... 'Proroguing parliament is like skipping an exam you know you'll fail.' TRUE 'If the GG doesn't do what the Prime Minister says she's guilty of insubordination' YOU'RE AN IDIOT

0918... the term for a group of reporters is a 'gaggle'

0920... If the GG says no, the PM should resign. Please, Santa, please?

0922... Nothing like this has ever been done in the Westminster Model before.

0928... RCMP have exited Rideau Hall.

0930... There's a podium... Will SH speak after all?

0932... When you reduce a party that represents 1.3 million people to ONE ISSUE and dismiss their other issues, THAT is undemocratic. SAY IT LOUD

0936... There's a water glass on the podium. Is it filled with his tears?

0937... There's a speech on the podium, looks like Harper got his yes... so far... but that's all speculation.

0938... "There will be anger at a proroguation" No shit.

0939... SHIT

0940... PMO has confirmed he got the proroguation. Dosanjh plays it classy, well done. "This gives the PM a chance to accomodate the others, to recognize that he has a minority government" Nice olive branch.

0942... Rae says "PM is following a Sri Lankan precedent. It's like he pulled the fire alarm before a test, the battle is not over, it is starting"

0944... "we have to show solidarity against a PM who has such a profound contempt for democracy and parliament, we will defeat him when he returns. This is a man who cannot be trusted." Rae is angry

0946... Great, it's a dicatorship.

0946... So the PM says he has no confidence in Parliament by this action, so he dismisses them, and the coalition is supposed to be the undemocratic action? Bowl. of. dicks.

0947... Broadbent backs Rae completely... coalition is holding... GG has followed precedent. 'put in an extremely difficult position'

0950... Harper mobilized voters in one part of the country against voters in another. Hatred growing.

0952... I say: Harper's speech last night was republican-style fear mongering.

0954... Here he comes. Prepare rotten fruit.

0955... He starts in French, smart choice. 'Canadians want the gov't to continue to work' FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU. You can't say that then prorogue Parliament. A does not lead to B.

0957... 'I cannot discuss the content of my discussion with the GG... I believe that Canadians have as their priority the economy, the opposition says we should focus on the economy, this gives us a chance to work together."

0958... 'All MP have been elected to represent their constituents'. SO you won't let them do that? You suck and blow.

1000... CBC has crossed their audio feeds. This is very loud. "We are all responsible for the frustrations of Canadians". True.

1000... His overall tone is conciliatory, but he's actively avoiding contentious issues

1005... Do you believe you have the legitimacy to make major decisions? ROFLMAO!

1005... 'This Government was elected with a stronger mandate.' WRONG WRONG WRONG. WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. 'It's more than my legitimacy, it's my SOLE RESPONSIBILITY. ' Fuck me, we're screwed.

1008... 'The mission of the liberals and the NDP is to work with us on the economy, rather than to get into a side-deal with the Bloc, who have every legitimate right ot be here, but their game is not about working on the economy for the betterment of all of us' Bye Quebec votes! Byyyyeeeeeee! 'the bloc's views have to be taken into acccount' So you kicked their MPs, too?

1010... Every time he says 'let me just say this', we do a shot.

1011... Goddamn CBC cut off Harper's response to the Bloc in French.

1012... Duceppe: 'SH has asked his supporters to launch the worst attack on Quebec since Meech Lake.' Bye Quebec Votes.... byeeeeeeeeeeeee! 'He has preferred ideology over the economy. He has put off for at least 6 weeks any economic package. We need to rid Quebec of SH. In 2004 we wrote a common letter to the GG to make a coalition against Paul Martin. He lied twice in his statement...'

Here endeth the live-blog. I can't keep up with the stupid.

2.12.08

Public Notice:

ATTENTION:

As it is:
a) snowing
b) December
and
c) Advent

Let it hereby be proclaimed that it is the Christmas season. You may now pipe in christmas carols and put up your lights.



I need to buy a new Santa Hat.