My perfect morning

 Get up at 6 am, listen to National News as delivered by my smartphone

while making coffee

and feeding the cats.

Remember to medicate the old grumpy cat.

Play stupid smartphone games for about 10 minutes while I drink my coffee.

Then make two lunches for Peanuts and put them by the front door.

Make one latte, and two frothed milks with vanilla, and take them upstairs.

Put down the latte, fire up the "Musicals" playlist on the Project Manager's phone, and snuggle her for about four minutes while she complains about the inevitable march of time.

Take the two frothed milks further upstairs to the garret, turn on "911" by Lady Gaga and wake up the Peanuts.Snuggle them too.

Get the Peanuts dressed with some kind of stupid game to make it fun, then all go downstairs and pounce on the Project Manager who is still asleep, or trying to be, to fight the inevitable march of time.

Head downstairs and lure the Peanuts downstairs with promises of a variety of breakfast options: Toast, bread, cereal, bacon & eggs, etc...

Feed 'em. 

Send them upstairs to brush teeth and do mouth exercises, while I do dishes, then meet them back downstairs to read them whatever the morning equivalent of "bedtime stories" is.

They head out the door to school, and I get to go to work.

The best.