You deserve to be happy and successful

But you, motherfucker, have not earned it.

This is a theme for me when I found one of my useless male friends trying to date one of my awesome female friends.

And I said the following things in rapid succession:

1. He doesn't deserve her
2. He does deserve to be happy
3. She would make him happy
4. He would make her unhappy
5. Given enough time, she could fix his uselessness
6. Fixing his uselessness is not her job
7. A woman kicking his ass may be the only thing that ever could fix his uselessness
8. Maybe then he doesn't get his uselessness fixed
9. So he may never deserve her

Huh.  Writing it down helped a lot with clarifying this.  

Fix yourself before you ask anyone else to fix you. Unless that person is a therapist, and you are paying them.